5/1: "Crack of the Year"

"Undercover Boss: UCR Edition"

The Crack of the Year is awarded to Edward's Co-Woker who appeared on the finale of Undercover Boss.

Chancellor Timothy White: "We would like to award you with $10,000 to cover ur debts."

"We would also like to award you another $10,000 to cover your next years tuition.:

"But wait, we would like to give you another $10,000 so you can find a place closer to school."

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