5/1: "Osama Bin Laden DEAD!"

  "the homie"

Fuuuhhhhhhh, it has been pronounced that "the homie" Osama Bin Laden has been pronounced dead. After 10 long years of hunting for this nigguh in Afghanistan, Pakistan, kwjfuhsugnzsbgsdbgstan, a team of U.S. personnel killed him in a firefight near the Pakistan capital. The hide-n-go-seek trophy is officially awarded to him. Congrats!!!

Ps. His body is to make a guest appearance at OFWGKTA's concert soon alongside Tyler the Creator...lol